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Forever Pizza®

the beloved

Forever Pizza®




The one and only.

*orders placed after 8/1/19 will not be shipped until mid September. I’m traveling cuz summer.*



100% real pizza
100% forever

4.25 x 2.75 x 1.25”
of magic

*orders placed after 8/1/19 will not be shipped until mid September. I’m traveling cuz summer.*


Eat it. Wear it. Love it. Keep it. Share it.

What started out as a submission to an art show about hypothetical weapons (it was a “throwing slice” before a Forever Slice®) has become the single most connective thing I’ve ever created.